The REAL Oola, the star of most of our adventures. |
Today is Tax Day.
To many Americans, it’s the day when panic ensues, because even though
they’ve had 4 ½ months to do their taxes, they somehow forgot and now are suddenly
surprised and are going to spend the day, well into the night, trying to get it
done. Or they will be figuring out how
to file for an extension so they can procrastinate again and panic, again. I, the president of the Procrastinators of
America, or would be, but we keep putting off the elections; do not even
understand how this deadline creeps up on everyone, every year. I mean, really, people. Even New York State finally figured out how
to get a budget by April 1st, and yet so many Americans still cannot
get their taxes done before the 15th. For those of us who did our taxes in January,
received and spent our rebate checks, and are simply bored with it all, except
for the occasional Tax Day Freebie, I have a yarn to spin for you. This is also a true story. Well, a true story sprinkled liberally with a
bunch of “what ifs”, that is.
NOT the actual guy dressed as Lady Liberty. |
While going to pick up one of Cassie’s awesome
friends, we passed a guy, dressed up like the Statue of Liberty. Yeah, you’d think it was odd, but he was
trying to drum up business for “Liberty Tax Service”. You’ve seen them outside, holding signs,
reminding you to get your taxes done.
{Side note!!! You know those
people who talk on their cell phones while putting on their makeup and not
using their turn signals? Yeah, those
are the people who don’t know what I’m talking about, and they are the ones NOT
reading my blog because they are doing their taxes because they forgot they had
to do them.} I’m thinking, that has to
be a pretty degrading job for a guy, don’t you think? He was Caucasian, with a scruffy beard, and
he seriously did NOT make a pretty Lady Liberty. Then, walking toward him was another man, an African-American. Now, I understand that this is, indeed,
racial profiling. He could be Haitian,
after all, or even an Irish Scott like me, but just with the skin color of the
other Dunlap what lived on the other side of the on-base housing. We got his mail once. My Dad sent my brother to deliver his mail,
and to ask him if we were related. My
brother always did what we were told.
The very nice guy told Les to tell my father that he didn’t think
so. It took a while for my Dad to figure
out why. We were brought up completely
color-blind, which was not typical in the south, in 1975. But, this is important to the story. So, this 2nd gentleman, wearing a
backpack, was walking toward out “Lady” Liberty, down South Salina Street, on
the South Side of Syracuse, carrying a golf club.
NOT the Actual Guy with the Golf Club. |
I do not know if this is odd behavior for
Syracuse. But it is odd enough to
warrant a long discussion in the Alien Green Kia Soul named Oola. At first we had the guy with the golf club
beating the crap out of the dude dressed as the Statue of Liberty, but Cassie
wouldn’t let me stop and film it for the police, because Cassie’s friend, who I
will refer to as Sweetness, because she is, and also a minor, whose identity I
feel the need to protect, was waiting for us.
After we retrieved Sweetness, and filled her in on what I was certain
was the Bloody Pulp of Liberty, we headed back home with baited breath to find
out what happened. Well, our Liberty in
Drag was fine, still hawking his wares, but, low & behold, our golfer was
now on the OTHER side of the street, causing Cassie and Sweetness to infer that
our Symbol of Freedom really stood his ground, and monumentally struck fear
into his foe, causing him to flee to the other side of the road!!!
The thing that bothered me the most, is I’m not
even sure WHAT kind of crime this would have been. Would it have been a random act of violence,
one man simply beating another man? OR,
would it have been racially motivated because one man was white and the other
was black? Maybe it would be classified
as a hate crime, because one man was, well, dressed as a man, and the other man
was dressed as a woman. Or was it an act
of terrorism, for after all, one man did attack the Statue of Liberty, a
beloved icon of the United States. Or,
being the weapon was a golf club, was it a simple demonstration of poor
sportsmanship? Whatever it was,
Sweetness thought the whole thing was plain awesome! That could be why I like Cassie’s friend so
much. She really seems to get me, and
not many people do.
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If you are ever in need of a lawyer, don't feel like you have to take the first lawyer that you speak with. They will try every trick in the book to get you to sign with them if they think your case is going to pay off for them big time. Slow down and realize you are going to be joined at the hip to this guy for years, so you better like his company.
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